Just Kill Me Podcast

Roof Repossessor Rocks

Think you've had a bad day? There's a poop train srtuck in Alabama; an award winner dropped dead on stage; a roofer repossed his roof; and wind blows cocaine into woman's purse. In comparison, you've had a rather good day.

4:02 Bicycle Thief

6:13 Alabama Poo Train

7:55 Flying Cocaine

9:54 Last Reward

13:22 Shooting Up The Church

14:51 Repoed Roof

17:23 Worst Job of the Week

19:22 Wrap Up

A judge steals underpants. How much worse can it get?

You'll want to shout "Just kill me" when you hear about the panty pirating judge; a man with SUPER gonorrhea; poop in the ball park; and a naked statue of Donald Trump, a plus a lot more, and the worst job of the week. 

3:10 150 MPH Chase

4:10 Super Gonorrhea

5:54 Justice Underpants

7:49 Dodgers Foul Outfield

9:25 Naked Trump Statue

11:14 UFO

13:31 Worst Job of the Week

16:04 Wrap Up

 

Don't Dis The Easter Bunny

Tim, Teri, and Dale jump into the fray of bad jobs and bad situations this week featuring a drunk who swore at the Easter Bunny; A french waiter who said he was rude because he was French; A drinking water surprise in Philly; naughty nurses; and second amendment rocks. PLUS our first winner in the worst job of the week contest.

2:16 Easter Bunny
3:59 Rude or French?
5:02 Golden Arches Fall
6:09 Philadelphia Surprise
7:20 Iowa Nurses
8:44 Reading, Writing, and Rock Throwing
10:14 Burning Down The House
14:08 Worst Job of the Week
18:14 Wrap Up

My name is Homer Simpson and I want a slice of cheese.

This week we discuss a Costco robbery gone bad; A man whose drivers license showed him to be Homer Simpson; Ketchup by the slice, the worst job of thew week and a whole lot more. Here's the lineup.

 

2:25 Costco Robbery
3:38 I’m Not Dead Yet
5:12 Flippy the Robot
6:13 Upside Down
7:17 Driving Homer
8:39 Sliced Ketchup
10:42 The Snake Whisperer
13:05 Worst Job of the Week
15:40 Wrap Up

Just Kill Me 11 - Woman injured by drag queen's breast

This week we examine the sorry situations and rotten jobs that people (not you) find themselves in when they scream, "Just Kill Me." Stories include; A woman injured by drag queen's breast; The man who wouldn't poop - update; 100 fishbones in the butt; swapping the "family cloth" for TP in Great Britain; and a whole lot more.

2:44 JKM Update: 47 Days
4:12 Mission to Mars
5:53 Hold That Tiger
7:39 Dragged Into Court
9:41 Love, Honor, and DUI
11:15 Smells Fishy
13:10 The Family Cloth
15:51 Worst Job of the Week
18:24 Wrap Up

I Want To Be A Lawyer In Utah

Friends don't let friends Uber drunk; I'm not dead yet; Do you take this tree?; Utah lawyers get e-mail of boobs. You job may be bad but you don't want to be a taser tester.

2:12 Sleep Ubering
3:37 Talking Dead
4:59 Almost Autopsied
6:49 Universal Airsick
8:12 Married with Leaves
10:18 Utah Boob Tweet
11:26 Worst Job of the Week
14:10 Wrap Up

"Hell no, I won't go"...the wait continues

We look at a constipated con who won't go; a lottery winner and a JKM loser, no mail for nudists; when cops have bad days; and a look at the job of funeral stripper.

3:03 Missed Lottery
4:9 Criminal Constipation
7:12 Wrong Way Nudist
8:23 Horsing Around Drunk
9:17 Dragged for a Mile
10:12 Apple 911
11:42 Worst Job of the Week
14:37 Wrap Up

GAS, Good in your car, Bad inside a plane

Teri, Tim, and Dale examine the things that elicit the response, "Just kill me."

This week we lokk at the body part business; a doughnut Homer would be proud of; a lady drying her undies on an airplane overhead air vent; and the adventures of Captain Fartsalot.

 

5:42 Dr. Hassle
7:30 Cheeto Doughnut
8:45 Concrete Funeral
10:32 Asphalt Traffic Jam
11:48 Flight Leaves at Too Farty
13:15 Warplanes Out Of Gas
14:03 Knickers on a Plane
15:17 Worst Job of the Week
17:33 Wrap Up

Australia is not a country, is it?

This week Tim, Teri, and Dale explore the moments, events and jobs that make a person say Just Kill Me. We discuss a road sign intended to mock Jimmy Kimmel; do's and don'ts of Valentines Day; is Australia really a country?; animal stories about dogs and stuffed tigers, and the worst job of the week.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a dead goose

It's amazing how many things can make you say "just kill me", like a dead goose falling from the sky and knocking out a hunter; Justin Trudeau making "peoplekind" a new stupid word; and a false tsunami warning.

You'll find this and much more in this week's thrilling episode.