Florida Zombie Alert

Teri, Tim, and Dale, laugh about the best jobs for serial killers and the worst jobs for everyone else; especially those who deal with unruly airline passengers, and donut eaters. There's also Florida Zombies, and illiterate cake decorator and more!

Episode 21

4:52 Passanger From Hell
7:11 Twelve Best Jobs for Serial Killers
10:06 Feces Flung
12:01 Summa Cum Publix
14:12 Zombie Attack
15:20 Worst Job of the Week
17:20 Wrap Up

This week we learn that Kansas cops can no longer have sex with speeders; a woman who sent 65,000 texts after one date; woman eats endangered animals for a living; The king of dine and dash, and a lot more things that make you say "Just Kill Me."

Episode 20

3:56 Kansas cops can't have sex

5:46 Portable toilet truck on fire

7:07 65,000 texts

9:09 Arguing with a parrot

10:38 Eating dangerous animals

12:15  Dine and Dash

14:25 Worst Job Interviews

17:52 Wrap Up




How bad do you have it? Not as bad as the guy who tried to have sex with a tailpipe, a woman with a live roach in her ear, or whoever had to clean up when the pee exploded. This and more in this week's episode.

Episode 19

7:33 Tailpipe Coitus

9:55 Stormy Cheetos

11:53 Exploding Pee

14:20 Ear Roach

16:28 Apocalypse Cabins

18:29 Worst Job of the Week

22:02 Wrap Up


This week's Just Kill Me moments include a lady who found a dead rat in her suitcase; poop in the streets of San Francisco; the adventures of Bagel Head, the worst job of the week, and a whole lot more.


We look at a town overcome by tumbleweeds, multi-species monkey mating, new rules about what you can use your mouth for in Uganda, Man survives rattlesnake bite and bear attack gets bitten by a shark; and a 14th baby for an exhausted couple. 

3:19 Bitten by Bear and Shark
4:33 Taken by Tumbleweeds
5:51 Ugandan Mouth Regulation
8:04 Promiscuous Monkeys
10:02 Monkey Selfie
12:30 14 Boys, One Mom
14:26 Worst Job of the Week
16:25 Wrap-Up

This week we discuss a bikini made of frogs; killer hand dryers. escaping babboons; and burgers made with tarantulas. It's been quite a week.


3:30 IRS Crash
5:32 Naked Man ON Church
7:07 Flying Fecal Matter
9:53 Great Baboon Escape
11:18 Tarantula Burger
13:17 Frog Bikini
15:13 Worst Job Of The Week
17:10 Wrap Up

Think you've had a bad day? There's a poop train srtuck in Alabama; an award winner dropped dead on stage; a roofer repossed his roof; and wind blows cocaine into woman's purse. In comparison, you've had a rather good day.

4:02 Bicycle Thief
6:13 Alabama Poo Train
7:55 Flying Cocaine
9:54 Last Reward
13:22 Shooting Up The Church
14:51 Repoed Roof
17:23 Worst Job of the Week
19:22 Wrap Up

You'll want to shout "Just kill me" when you hear about the panty pirating judge; a man with SUPER gonorrhea; poop in the ball park; and a naked statue of Donald Trump, a plus a lot more, and the worst job of the week. 

3:10 150 MPH Chase

4:10 Super Gonorrhea

5:54 Justice Underpants

7:49 Dodgers Foul Outfield

9:25 Naked Trump Statue

11:14 UFO

13:31 Worst Job of the Week

16:04 Wrap Up



Tim, Teri, and Dale jump into the fray of bad jobs and bad situations this week featuring a drunk who swore at the Easter Bunny; A french waiter who said he was rude because he was French; A drinking water surprise in Philly; naughty nurses; and second amendment rocks. PLUS our first winner in the worst job of the week contest.

2:16 Easter Bunny
3:59 Rude or French?
5:02 Golden Arches Fall
6:09 Philadelphia Surprise
7:20 Iowa Nurses
8:44 Reading, Writing, and Rock Throwing
10:14 Burning Down The House
14:08 Worst Job of the Week
18:14 Wrap Up

This week we discuss a Costco robbery gone bad; A man whose drivers license showed him to be Homer Simpson; Ketchup by the slice, the worst job of thew week and a whole lot more. Here's the lineup.
2:25 Costco Robbery
3:38 I’m Not Dead Yet
5:12 Flippy the Robot
6:13 Upside Down
7:17 Driving Homer
8:39 Sliced Ketchup
10:42 The Snake Whisperer
13:05 Worst Job of the Week
15:40 Wrap Up

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